cut me grass

well it still grows doesn't it? I'd rather have astroturf down to be honest, it'd save my hayfever for a start. Still any of my neighbours who've missed me coming and going in my feminine finery almost certainly didn't miss me this morning, which is good as I want to be seen about and about as a woman. The only problem is I listen to MP3's on my mobile via headphones when I'm cutting the grass and I didn't have any pockets on my jogging bottoms, so I had to hide my phone away in my bra! I think I'll get one of those tiny ipod thingys you can wear on your upper arm with my bonus this year, although I really need to save up for a new car as mine's only got 6 months, maybe a year left if I'm lucky.